thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:
pretty much perfect
and this amazing eridan is [x]kayla said if her cosplay got 1000 notes she’d order a cake with eridan’s face on it come on guys
what a cutie
reblogging for eridan face cake
(Source: roonseyrunes, via striderprovider)
sometimes i think about what if the trolls never played sgrub and feferi became empress
and she won in a showdown with the condesce, but let her live b/c feferi
so the condesce just sort of became her racist grandma that tries feebly to cull her on occasion by whacking her with her cane
~*~*~condy the racist ancestor~*~*~
(via royaltheatre)
according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are
(drum role please)
a total of 276 different ships
on the most recent update, uh, there was 276 different HAAs
oh come on
throw in another 10 pre-scratch trolls, 24 troll ancestors, 45 lusii*, 8 human ancestors, two dads, two colonel sassacres, becquerel, gcat, an unknown first guardian, doc scratch, lord english, the felt minus snowman, 16 dersite agents, 16 black and white monarchs, 34 denizens, jadesprite, davesprite, doomed rose, the autoresponder, doomed john, doomed vriska and (jack, karkat, terezi, gamzee, sollux, kanaya), doomed slick, doomed quarters, wv, ar, pm, serenity, secret wizard, mushroom farmer, crumplehat, casey, secret wizard, maplehoof, mini maplehoof, jaspers, mutie, halley, squarewave, sawtooth, brobot, ms paint, andrew hussie
* feferi and the condesce shared a lusus; the signless and the handmaid never had one
that’s about 233 unique characters whose existence has at least been implied
who can be shipped in 27028 ♥ pairs
if we acknowledge the fact that people ship humans in alien romances we’d have to add another 27028 ♠ and 54056 ♦ pairs (because moirallegiance isn’t commutative)
from among n characters we can select n(n-1)/2 pairs to be auspisticized between, and (n-2) auspistices, giving us 6243468 ♣ triplets
total ships: 6351580
Six Million, Three Hundred And Fifty-One Thousand, Five Hundred And Eighty Ships
including stuff like “jadesprite ♦ pre-scratch goatdad” and “post-scratch colonel sassacre ♣ secret wizard and mushroom farmer”
you’re welcome
holy—
(via biznasties)
“They make such a cute couple.”
“The king and queen are pretty nice too.”
“Heheheh.”
(via godtier-rose)
homestuck headcanon: squiddles has a following of 16-25 year old male fans like my little pony
they call themselves tangle bros
(via cheklonam)
TT: Alright, what do you want me to draw?
UU: oh, it’s nothing really.
UU: jUst some tame lovey dovey stUff. uUu
TT: So, what is it?
UU: hardcore bondage.
(Source: somethingsugureta, via reidobiwa)
↯ download
